Mommy is straightening up the house because people are coming to see me today. She said they were coming to see her and to go out to dinner but I know better!
Anyway, I just had to come here and tell you about the best Saturday morning ever! Maybe some of my four legged friends will learn something from this.
This morning we were playing our usual game of fetch, I LOVE to play ball, and I jumped up on Mommy’s lap and she let out a shriek that I’m sure the dogs two blocks over heard! She jumped up, unceremoniously dumping me to the ground and grabbed her leg. There was something red that she started wiping and then looked at my paws. I don’t know why, I hadn’t stepped in anything so that red stuff had to be coming from her!
She made a phone call and then brought my leash out! YAY we were going for a walk! But then she grabbed that bag she carries when we go for a ride! Even better! I love rides in the car. But no, when we left my house we started walking down the street, I guessed we were going for a walk! Coming up the walk behind us was a new dog I never met before, I’m surprised he hadn’t come to see me to let me know he was in my kingdom. But I decided to be nice and oh boy was he friendly! His name is Gizmo and my mommy and his mommy let us play for a while. He’s not like some of the other dogs that try to nip at me when all I want to do is play. He is 2 months younger than me and we had a ball!
After a while we continued this great morning. We left our kingdom and mommy took me across the street. I remembered what was across the street, A TOY STORE! I was a little upset at first because when we walked into the store she handed me over to this stranger who I did not like in the least! She tied me to a table and started to cut my nails. I was having none of it and showed my displeasure to her. But boy was she fast! It was okay because my mommy was there and soon I was off the table and mommy and I went to the toys!
I got a new round toy, a long toy that looks like a dog and squeaks and a new disc like the one mommy throws at me when we are outside. We also got my favorite treats and, unfortunately, a new harness. Did mommy not learn from last time I chewed my harness up. This one is prettier though, it’s purple and that’s the color of royalty. About time I started getting treated like the princess I am.
Then we came home with all my new stuff. I played a while then decided to share with you how to get new toys and treats. Jump all over mommy until she screams and then you get rewarded!